Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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