Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
only if we run a train.
done.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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