Those balls look pretty dangerous.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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