but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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