i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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