Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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