After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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