just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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