I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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