Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
