she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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