I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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