Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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