Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she peed on how many people?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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