Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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