Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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