Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
