nut hugger
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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