I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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