just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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