Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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