Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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