Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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