Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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