it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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