The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Enjoy the penises
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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