I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Who died my cat blue again?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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