I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
