We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She's JV to your varsity
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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