I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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