Apparently you make a good broom.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize