I am spending my child support on dildos
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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