I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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