Dual....:-)
You just made me feel so damn special
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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