I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize