if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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