considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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