Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
so much tequila, so little girl.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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