Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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