oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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