Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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