i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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