he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Rumble strips road head = magical
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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