is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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