at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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