So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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