it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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