Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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