You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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