Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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