You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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