Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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