You really coming over, don't trick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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