I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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