Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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