You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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