Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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